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The Rock-itt : January 2014
FLIPS SEARCH FOR MIRTH, MADNESS, & MERRIMENT! YOU MUST BE JOKIN! HAPPY NEW YEAR! MIKE BAMBURY THOSE GOOD OLD ONE LINERS ........14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? --- a fsh. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ''Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? --- because he's cross- eyed?' 'No, because he's really, really, heavy' So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family so one of them must be Chinese. It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older brother Colin - - - or my younger brother Ho-Cha- Chu --- but I think it's Colin. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The second one replies, 'So are you, you fat blimp!' Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.' . A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more' Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.