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The Rock-itt : February 2012
As summer is finally here – let this be your fashion bible! Do- � Drink cheap wine from Dan Murphy's, this is a DO as I am a dedicated follower of Gossip 'Sweet Lips' and I am amazed at how good it actually is! Saving money while you drink -- GENIUS! � Go to Newport Arms for AUSTRALIA DAY EVE! � Dance all night, who cares about your feet tomorrow. You look HOT! Don’t - � Go to Newport arms wearing HUGE HEELS if you can't walk in them. If you want lessons, PLEASE CALL ME! � Go to Bayview Dog Park with your shirt off and short flouro pink board shorts with a spray tan! You know who you are MR! � Don't go to MONA PUB on a Thursday if you are over 21! Please don't, you look ridiculous! Mona Vale Hotel is AMAZING on a Friday and Saturday night! Leave Thursdays for the fresh 18 year olds. We've had our day! Wear bandeau bikini tops, they are SOOO HOT! Match up your bandeau with block colour bottoms, unless you don't have love handles Brazilian bottoms are the way to go. If you are a little self conscious or just don't have it in that region (I don't either), wear bottoms with a little frill or do the 90s! But not too high, remember this is 2012! The cutest accessory I have seen this season is the most gorgeous beach umbrella! The ugliest thing I have seen is my own sunburn after I didn't wear sunscreen! Ladies, no one wants to look at a tomato body so use Banana Boat sunscreen, the best I have. Please ladies or should I say fresh 18/19 year olds who haven’t had the pub experience. RULES TO OBEY! 1. If you can't walk in heels then don't wear them, opt for cute flats � 2. Don't take photos in the bathroom, loos are NOT attractive 3. Please NO kissing your best friend in front of the resident photographer, I have no objection to it personally but no one wants to look at photos on facebook from last night and see that (guys especially). You can have it on your own camera etc. but PLEASE don't be public about it. 4. If you are going to show off your legs, cover your neck and visa versa -- The imagination is much more attracted to an object that it can evolve with, instead of having nothing to think about!